Mommy! What was THAT noise????? Mommy! I heard the door open!!!!! Mommy! I thought I saw someone downstairs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah yes, the burglar phase...a period of time when your otherwise very confident child turns into a paranoid security advisor.
Victor went through this...and being my first child, I went through a bunch of crazy self examination....am I giving him enough attention? Does he feel like he's responsible for his safety b/c no one else is? What can I do to make him more comfortable in our home? Is this an indicator that he doesn't feel safe in his world? Maybe I need to really monitor his PBS shows to see if that is causing it...sometimes "Arthur" can be a bit risque.
HAS HE ALREADY BEEN THE VICTIM OF A CRIME THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT???!!!!##!
Whew. I'm exhausted after remembering that. With lovely child #2,
THANK GOD I realize this is a phase...this too shall pass, and everything is OK.
I'm even tempted to ask her if she's checked her closet and looked under her bed...after all, monsters aren't stopped by locks.